whats the best way to own a ps3 fanboy

or whats the best way you guys have owned a ps3 fanboy? post comments here

Remind them the console war is not real, they become hysterical.

Using simple knowledge, most of them don't have it.

Don't respond to them. It will drive them insane if they're ignored.

say their dead last, say the ps3 will never be 1st in sales, and that ff13 went to 360

Invincible wrote:

Don't respond to them. It will drive them insane if they're ignored.

Yeah I was about to say that.

It's 100% true. When you do that, you're the puppet master. They're the puppets. You're in control, there's nothing they can do to make you acknowledge their existance.

But the CELLZ potentialz!!?? Its just Sony crap. Sad people. PS3 fanboys are just pathetic.

Also u can say how Heavy rain is aa lol

Using factual evidence to tell them why the 360 is better, then talk about sales, then make them contradict themselves. Last thing is you might wanna call Sony the bitch of the industry.

Use their own logic against them.

HD DVD > Blu Ray

i had thousands of people bitching and whining at me for months. they then the got so butthurt as to take my account and say shit in my name. thus i stopped. however my success is self sustaining and i need not touch it as fanboys will get pissed at it even when i have left. (kind of)

i did this through saying obviously incorrect statements and name calling crossed with abit of hatred to really piss people off.

i believe that there is no true way to own a fanboy of any system. simply because there is no shame to be had in the internet so long as the mind remains unhindered by rational thought. this is proven by them only looking at things that reinforce their irrational ideas even when faced with overwhelming proof to the opposite.

simply you cant own them but you can fuck with them.

Invincible wrote:

Don't respond to them. It will drive them insane if they're ignored.

QFT!
I either ignore them or just make them feel stupid. I usually say something like I love you too, or I guess you owned me, and I usually don't get a reply .