Noelol Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Posts : 2259 Join date : 2010-01-28 Location : Canada
| Subject: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Seriously...this is fucked up. - Quote :
- Okay, it's not really a vagina game, but it's close enough: more of a uterus game. Privates is a new game which has you playing as sperm-shaped marines who infiltrate certain parts of the female anatomy to destroy infection.
The press release from Zombie Cow Studios, the developers:
BRITAIN. Land of Hope and Glory-holes. Where pregnant, waddling teenagers take up the full width of the pavement with their oversized triplet pushchairs, unaware that their rampant, perpetual humping has filled them to the brim with all manner of grotty infections.
Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It’s rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don’t count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.
“Privates is a totally crazy concept. It’s very exciting to finally be able to reveal what we’re up to,” said Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow Studios. “We’re exploring some pretty unique gaming environments and themes… I can honestly say I can’t imagine you’ve ever played anything quite like it. These first five screenshots should give you a pretty good idea of what we’re up to, but there’s a hell of a lot more to come soon.”
“Channel 4 have been awesome in giving us a load of money and then keeping pretty quiet no matter how filthy and objectionable the content became. It’s gone really well.”
Privates boasts five whole levels of bug-busting action across a variety of gorgeous 3D locations, with a fully-voiced comedy script and a nutso soundtrack. You never know, you might even learn something handy about your downstairs-department.
Privates contains the word ‘merkin’ and is a PC and Xbox360 download developed by Zombie Cow Studios, creators of the critically-acclaimed indie title Time Gentlemen, Please!
The PC version will be available to download for free from Channel 4 and E4 websites this summer. The Xbox one will probably cost a little bit of money, we’ll see.
"Crazy concept" is right. Come on, it's a game where you fight microbes inside a vagina. How can you not buy this?
As the press release states, the PC version will be free-to-download and will launch this summer, with the Xbox Live version following shortly afterwards. | |
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Noelol Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Posts : 2259 Join date : 2010-01-28 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| Oh...shit. Could some mod help me? | |
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343_Guilty_Spark Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 2290 Join date : 2009-09-05 Location : Installation 04
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| - NoelX2 wrote:
- Oh...shit. Could some mod help me?
Help has been given. As for the game. It looks hilarious, I'll probably try the demo out.
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Stigma Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 2309 Join date : 2009-12-01 Location : US
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| I just saw their website, they have some of the most retarded games ever. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| I...am...speechless. lol what an awesome game |
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DemonWolf Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 9104 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 31 Location : UK? Yes I'm fine.
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 6:15 pm | |
| - TheJubJub57212 wrote:
- I...am...speechless. lol what an awesome game
You're right. I think I want it. Lmao | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Wed May 12, 2010 7:13 pm | |
| - demondragondude wrote:
- TheJubJub57212 wrote:
- I...am...speechless. lol what an awesome game
You're right. I think I want it. Lmao me too rofl |
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dudeoftheages Petty Officer 3rd Class
Posts : 97 Join date : 2009-09-07
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Thu May 13, 2010 4:14 am | |
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ghost23 Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 3425 Join date : 2009-12-16 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Thu May 13, 2010 5:05 am | |
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Mr. Project Natal Force Master Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 794 Join date : 2009-10-17 Age : 29 Location : United States of America in California
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| Subject: Re: WTF is this!?!?!!!!!!!????? Sun May 16, 2010 7:59 pm | |
| I would have expected this to have Japan's name written all over it. |
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