New Xbox 360 Exclusive Announcement!!!

The game you dreamed of....
The game you've wanted all of your life....
And finally, here it comes....



DISTRACTION PENIS: the game

Aren't convinced yet?

Let these professional game critics tell you what they think:

GAMESPOT: Truly exciting!
IGN UK: I've been anticipating this one for a while. I've loved every moment with it so far.
EUROGAMER: Breathtaking!
GAME INFORMER: It's finally coming! This is one you can't miss out on!
GAMEPLANET: It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
MERISTATION: If it's anything like the last, you're in for a treat!
VANDAL ONLINE: It's going to be huge! I'm sure of it.
OFFICIAL XBOX MAGAZINE UK: Stimulating!
DESTRUCTOID: lol @ the title....penis

ROFL "Its finally coming"

Lol the Game has Xbox Live?

It has come!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! Lol jk!

ROFL you sure like that penis, dont you? XD

Wow....what have you become DDD?

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

ROFL "Its finally coming"

Yes! And it's going to be HUUUUGGE!!

Alan1994 wrote:

Lol the Game has Xbox Live?

Indeed. You get to distract random strangers with your penis!!

FullMetalKendo wrote:

It has come!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! Lol jk!

I'm sure you have, I mean, haven't we all?!

TheJubJub5721 wrote:

ROFL you sure like that penis, dont you? XD

Yes I do. Next question?

NoelX2 wrote:

Wow....what have you become DDD?

Well I never! I merely went to N4G.com and there it was, "new xbox 360 exclusive unveiled".

...

nuff said

NobleSix wrote:

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nuff said

Andrej, I expect a review for this game from you!!!

oh no!!

ghost23 wrote:

oh no!!

Oh come on, Ghost. I know you have been looking forward to this game as much as the rest of us!

It's the final nail in the coffin for the ps3!

DemonWolf wrote:

ghost23 wrote:

oh no!!

Oh come on, Ghost. I know you have been looking forward to this game as much as the rest of us!

It's the final nail in the coffin for the ps3!

It's not like its going to pass the australian classification board anyway. Those people think Left 4 Dead 2 is more violent than God of War 3.

ghost23 wrote:

DemonWolf wrote:

ghost23 wrote:

oh no!!

Oh come on, Ghost. I know you have been looking forward to this game as much as the rest of us!

It's the final nail in the coffin for the ps3!

It's not like its going to pass the australian classification board anyway. Those people think Left 4 Dead 2 is more violent than God of War 3.

You know its a joke yes? Couldn't tell from your post.

Im sure Ezek is VERY excited right now

Arbiteris wrote:

Im sure Ezek is VERY excited right now

Sorry to crush your rather strange fantasies (actually, no I am not), Despite what you were hoping I am not gay.

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

Oh settle down, its a joke. It's nice to have fun every once in a while.

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

Exactly how much time of yours did I waste? 10, maybe 20 seconds? Oh I am sorry.



And how long did it take you to make that post? I'm sure that took even longer. lol

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

*sigh* I just wasted my time reading a post that was retarded

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

You are just jealous because yet again another tripple A X360 exclusive is announced.

Damn you are such a PS3 fanboy.

Alan1994 wrote:

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

You are just jealous because yet again another tripple A X360 exclusive is announced.

Damn you are such a PS3 fanboy.

Post of the year award goes to... ALAN!!

this game should already be out... You have the wrong border

Blixtstorm wrote:

this game should already be out... You have the wrong border

Oh ffs. No one else noticed that. You killjoy

DemonWolf wrote:

Alan1994 wrote:

TRF wrote:

*sigh* ANOTHER thread designed to waste my time, and by a mod no less.

You are just jealous because yet again another tripple A X360 exclusive is announced.

Damn you are such a PS3 fanboy.

Post of the year award goes to... ALAN!!

Lol that's a great idea. We should have one of those every year.

lol im going to review the game like i did with deadly premonition..lulz