Biggest review fails ever

MASS EFFECT REVIEW:

Rating:5.4/10

From: netjak (don't know if it's a site or what)

"Mass Effect is a serviceable game and there is plenty of fun to be had, just be prepared to be frequently slapped in the face by how inconsistent everything is. Mass Effect is a resoundingly average game in every aspect, which is a complete letdown given BioWare’s history."

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HALO 3 REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: GameCritics

"The ads promise an epic tale of tragedy, sacrifice, and heroism that Halo 3 really had no hope in hell of ever delivering. More troubling, however, is the fact that after playing the game, I can suggest with some certainty that they promised a game that Bungie didn't even bother trying to produce."

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SHADOW COMPLEX REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: Gamecritics

"Looking a little deeper as someone who's been around the block, it's disappointing to see that so much of Shadow Complex feels utterly bereft of inspiration. It's certainly a job well done, but really, this job's been done before."
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DEAD SPACE REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: Wired

"Dead Space's atmosphere is brilliant, evoking nerve-wracking paranoia, but the gameplay is the same as many other previous games."
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Good grief.What an idiot
I think netjak should find a new job

ToxicAvenger778 wrote:

Good grief.What an idiot
I think netjak should find a new job

I fully agree.
lol
Have you seen any other reviews this dumb? xD

pspvampire wrote:

ToxicAvenger778 wrote:

Good grief.What an idiot
I think netjak should find a new job

Have you seen any other reviews this dumb? xD

Nope.This is easily the worst

ToxicAvenger778 wrote:

pspvampire wrote:

ToxicAvenger778 wrote:

Good grief.What an idiot
I think netjak should find a new job

Have you seen any other reviews this dumb? xD

Nope.This is easily the worst

Hahaha well I've added more but I don't think they even match up to it (except maybe the Halo 3 one haha)

i agree with the halo 3 review. but i havent realy ever been a fan of the series so thats just me being me. everything else (mostly the mass effect review) pisses me off to no end.

The Dead Space reviewer fails. "The gameplay is the same as previous games."

Why does that matter?

every review that gave Killzone 2 a high score ...it deserves a 6 at best

pspvampire wrote:

MASS EFFECT REVIEW:

Rating:5.4/10

From: netjak (don't know if it's a site or what)

"Mass Effect is a serviceable game and there is plenty of fun to be had, just be prepared to be frequently slapped in the face by how inconsistent everything is. Mass Effect is a resoundingly average game in every aspect, which is a complete letdown given BioWare’s history."

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HALO 3 REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: GameCritics

"The ads promise an epic tale of tragedy, sacrifice, and heroism that Halo 3 really had no hope in hell of ever delivering. More troubling, however, is the fact that after playing the game, I can suggest with some certainty that they promised a game that Bungie didn't even bother trying to produce."

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SHADOW COMPLEX REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: Gamecritics

"Looking a little deeper as someone who's been around the block, it's disappointing to see that so much of Shadow Complex feels utterly bereft of inspiration. It's certainly a job well done, but really, this job's been done before."
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DEAD SPACE REVIEW:

Rating: 7/10

From: Wired

"Dead Space's atmosphere is brilliant, evoking nerve-wracking paranoia, but the gameplay is the same as many other previous games."
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Everyone! Post the biggest review fails you've ever seen!

SHADOW COMPLEX,MASS EFFECT AND DEAD SPACE DESERVE WAY FUCKING BETTER SCORES