It Only Does.... nothing

Petty Officer 2nd Class Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-03-23

http://us.playstation.com/ps3/features/ps3featuresnetwork.html

lol. 14 million users?

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:13 pm

lol shouldnt that be false advertising? cause it cant do everything

Petty Officer 3rd Class Posts : 63 Join date : 2010-01-30

it cant give me a blow job. how ever it some fan boys have found a way to have sex with it.

but point stands it cant do everything.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:54 am

Notorious wrote:: it cant give me a blow job. how ever it some fan boys have found a way to have sex with it.

but point stands it cant do everything.

The Move/Dildo gets fairly close to it.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:56 am

Are they including PSP PSN users?

Petty Officer 2nd Class Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-03-23

ghost23 wrote:

Notorious wrote:: it cant give me a blow job. how ever it some fan boys have found a way to have sex with it.

but point stands it cant do everything.

The Move/Dildo gets fairly close to it.

hahahahha wow, that made me laugh so hard. you made my day Very Happy

Petty Officer 2nd Class Posts : 100 Join date : 2010-03-29

Have you guys seen TTSUF's "It only does everything" vid?

*shudder*

Posts : 5 Join date : 2010-03-30

it sucks, it can do that

Petty Officer 3rd Class Posts : 67 Join date : 2009-09-17

It can't do Xbox Live the greatest place for online gaming.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:23 am

14 million users in the US.
much more worldwide.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:34 am

-jaz350z- wrote:: 14 million users in the US.
much more worldwide.

There are only 13.5 million PS3's in the US. Unless everyone connected to the internet doubles up, I think you have your facts wrong.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:04 am

ghost23 wrote:

Notorious wrote:: it cant give me a blow job. how ever it some fan boys have found a way to have sex with it.

but point stands it cant do everything.

The Move/Dildo gets fairly close to it.

Yeah and the Move will have vibration apparently so that enchances it a bit.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:14 am

ghost23 wrote:

-jaz350z- wrote:: 14 million users in the US.
much more worldwide.

There are only 13.5 million PS3's in the US. Unless everyone connected to the internet doubles up, I think you have your facts wrong.

VGChartz is not a completely accurate representation of sales. I assume that's what you're referencing. And if everyone had 2 accounts and Sony counted that, it would be at least 30 million.

Petty Officer 1st Class Posts : 249 Join date : 2010-02-26

It only used to do everything...

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:05 am

I do not think including PSP users who play online should count.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:07 am

A7MAD_AU wrote:: It only used to do everything...

What do you mean, it used to be able to do nothing. Now with the Dildo, it can really do everything, include grilling your food.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:10 am

Kendo wrote:: I do not think including PSP users who play online should count.

Do they count that? I thought PS3 PSN and PSP PSN were two different things.

Petty Officer 1st Class Posts : 249 Join date : 2010-02-26

ghost23 wrote:

A7MAD_AU wrote:: It only used to do everything...

What do you mean, it used to be able to do nothing. Now with the Dildo, it can really do everything, include grilling your food.

It was a poke at Sony's PS3 because they claim it can do everything but they keep taking features away; thus 'used to' do everything.

Subject: Re: It Only Does.... nothing Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:46 am

A7MAD_AU wrote:

ghost23 wrote:

A7MAD_AU wrote:: It only used to do everything...

What do you mean, it used to be able to do nothing. Now with the Dildo, it can really do everything, include grilling your food.

It was a poke at Sony's PS3 because they claim it can do everything but they keep taking features away; thus 'used to' do everything.

Did you hear that now anyone who turns down the update to remove Linux support will not be able to sign into PSN. I know this is how it is with the 360, but to take away a whole OS is a much bigger deal.

Petty Officer 1st Class Posts : 249 Join date : 2010-02-26

I haven't updated my PS3 thus I can't log in to PSN...