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Blixtstorm Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 2699 Join date : 2009-09-12 Age : 34 Location : Swēoþēod/Svíþjóð
| Subject: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:26 am | |
| - Gameplay Making Boobs jiggle... That is it basically. With the help of Beach Volleyball, Jet-skis and pool activities. - Graphics/Art BOOBS!!!! - Music/Sound You dont hear the boobs But all the girls have "cute" accents and sound "sexy" for a game... - Multiplayer/Online (if any) Yes, and it includes BOOBS.... - Replayability If you like boobs... then yes. Or you could try to collect every bikini, there are over 200 per girl... Now if you excuse me.. I need to ahem... *cough* Take out the trash... *cough* | |
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santosj95 Petty Officer 1st Class
Posts : 196 Join date : 2009-09-10 Age : 32 Location : Lisbon
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:28 am | |
| Ahahah, nice review.
And you did indeed acknowledge the most importante "asset" of the game.
I'm thinking of buying this just to mess around with it with my friends, it's like 5 euros. | |
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DemonWolf Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 9104 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 31 Location : UK? Yes I'm fine.
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| HAHAHAHA AMAZING REVIEW!! XD
I love the part for sound/music "you don't hear the boobs" lmao epic!
I wish I could give this review a rating. I'd give it 11/10
Very fun to read and hilarious!! | |
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DemonWolf Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 9104 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 31 Location : UK? Yes I'm fine.
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| Btw the boobs lover pic in your signature seems VERY appropriate now | |
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Zombl337 Chief Warrant Officer 5
Posts : 1292 Join date : 2009-09-08 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Mon May 03, 2010 6:12 pm | |
| They should just call the game Bouncin' Hooters II | |
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handkerchief Master Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 920 Join date : 2009-09-11 Location : US
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Mon May 03, 2010 6:39 pm | |
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joe11 Ensign
Posts : 1761 Join date : 2010-01-19 Age : 29 Location : ny
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Mon May 03, 2010 6:42 pm | |
| it's a fun game but i play mostly because the hot video game characters in the game | |
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handkerchief Master Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 920 Join date : 2009-09-11 Location : US
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Mon May 03, 2010 7:01 pm | |
| i found the holy grail | |
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joe11 Ensign
Posts : 1761 Join date : 2010-01-19 Age : 29 Location : ny
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Mon May 03, 2010 7:06 pm | |
| - matrixrory wrote:
- i found the holy grail
lol funny vid, but i got a boner | |
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DemonWolf Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 9104 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 31 Location : UK? Yes I'm fine.
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Tue May 04, 2010 2:01 pm | |
| - joe11 wrote:
- matrixrory wrote:
- i found the holy grail
lol funny vid, but i got a boner I know what you mean, 1:24 hot or what?! lmao | |
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Inuboy1000 Fleet Master Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 681 Join date : 2010-07-15 Age : 30 Location : None of Your Business!
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs. | |
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Stigma Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 2309 Join date : 2009-12-01 Location : US
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:05 pm | |
| - FullMetalKendo wrote:
- LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs.
LMAO the prior post was posted over 2 months ago... | |
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NightFang91 Senior Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 298 Join date : 2010-07-15
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:07 pm | |
| I give this game 1/10 because it's very misogynist >:c | |
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| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:18 pm | |
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Pein Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 1984 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 29 Location : Amagakure
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:53 am | |
| - FullMetalKendo wrote:
- LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs.
admit it KENDO!!! you like this shit..dont pretend that you dont.you see this review every 2 seconds | |
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| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:08 am | |
| - AndrejTheReviewer wrote:
- FullMetalKendo wrote:
- LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs.
admit it KENDO!!! you like this shit..dont pretend that you dont.you see this review every 2 seconds How could you not? The only way it could get better is if there were no swim suits |
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Noelol Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Posts : 2259 Join date : 2010-01-28 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:49 pm | |
| This is what Tomonobu Itagaki said about the 3D fighting games.
Virtua Fighter = A sushi restaurant Tekken = A sushi bar Dead or Alive = A sushi bar with sexy women with boobs. | |
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Inuboy1000 Fleet Master Chief Petty Officer
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Fauchard Petty Officer 3rd Class
Posts : 88 Join date : 2010-07-15 Age : 33 Location : My house
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:28 pm | |
| - NoelX2 wrote:
- This is what Tomonobu Itagaki said about the 3D fighting games.
Virtua Fighter = A sushi restaurant Tekken = A sushi bar Dead or Alive = A sushi bar with sexy women with boobs. This version is not a fighting game. Its softcore porn But I do agree with Itagaki, VF really is the deepest 3d fighting game out there, while dead or alives appeal are the girls | |
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Pein Four Star General (Moderator)
Posts : 1984 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 29 Location : Amagakure
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:44 pm | |
| - TheJubJub57212 wrote:
- AndrejTheReviewer wrote:
- FullMetalKendo wrote:
- LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs.
admit it KENDO!!! you like this shit..dont pretend that you dont.you see this review every 2 seconds How could you not? The only way it could get better is if there were no swim suits i have to admit jubjub.you are one cheeky fucker LOL | |
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Inuboy1000 Fleet Master Chief Petty Officer
Posts : 681 Join date : 2010-07-15 Age : 30 Location : None of Your Business!
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| - Fauchard wrote:
- NoelX2 wrote:
- This is what Tomonobu Itagaki said about the 3D fighting games.
Virtua Fighter = A sushi restaurant Tekken = A sushi bar Dead or Alive = A sushi bar with sexy women with boobs. VF really is the deepest 3d fighting game out there Forgetting about Street Fighter is not cool. (Sniffles) lol | |
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Fauchard Petty Officer 3rd Class
Posts : 88 Join date : 2010-07-15 Age : 33 Location : My house
| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:21 pm | |
| - FullMetalKendo wrote:
- Fauchard wrote:
- NoelX2 wrote:
- This is what Tomonobu Itagaki said about the 3D fighting games.
Virtua Fighter = A sushi restaurant Tekken = A sushi bar Dead or Alive = A sushi bar with sexy women with boobs. VF really is the deepest 3d fighting game out there Forgetting about Street Fighter is not cool. (Sniffles) lol Street fighter is 2d, gameplay wise. | |
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| Subject: Re: Blixtstorm Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:49 pm | |
| - AndrejTheReviewer wrote:
- TheJubJub57212 wrote:
- AndrejTheReviewer wrote:
- FullMetalKendo wrote:
- LMAO. This turned from a review topic to a topic about boobs.
admit it KENDO!!! you like this shit..dont pretend that you dont.you see this review every 2 seconds How could you not? The only way it could get better is if there were no swim suits i have to admit jubjub.you are one cheeky fucker LOL I shall take that as a compliment gotta love the ladies XD |
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