PERFECT IDEA!

Hmmm, if my perfect idea can go to plan...it can stir up some fanboys...and lets just say their Gaystation 3 fanboys...how many you ask? ALOT

Ok, anyways, I saw a ps3 comercial with that "It only does everything" Well I said to myself, "It only does nothing" and SHAMWOW it came to me! If somebody can photoshop these pictures, we can piss off some cult fanboys!
Good Ideas from others:
It only does inferior ports
IT'S ONLY DEAD LAST
It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass
It Only Copies Everything
It's Only Playing Catch Up!

I don't think its that great of an idea. It doesn't really make sense because its obvious that the PS3 doesn't do nothing. Something like "It only does inferior ports" (just an example) would be better, since that's at least poking fun at a weakness of the PS3.

Humantargetman wrote:

I don't think its that great of an idea. It doesn't really make sense because its obvious that the PS3 doesn't do nothing. Something like "It only does inferior ports" (just an example) would be better, since that's at least poking fun at a weakness of the PS3.

LOL Thats a good idea. And PS3 fanboys get really pissed off when you bring that up. lol

How about 'It Only Copies Everything!', and 'It's Only Playing Catch Up!'.

C_Panda wrote:

How about 'It Only Copies Everything!', and 'It's Only Playing Catch Up!'.

Another good one. lol

How about, "You only watch Blu-Ray" or:

It only does everything*

*The words above this paragraph are none binding and constitute no promise of service(s) and are purely for entertainment purposes only. The term "Everything" is meant to be ironic. Well, to be perfectly honest, our lawyers have told us that we need to protect ourselves. We at Sony PR department pride ourselves on our ability to overstate Sony product's abilities and usefulness, but the global nature of the Web means that one lawsuit from one user in a far-flung jurisdiction could put us out of business. It also means that, without this disclaimer, we might not have protection from people who misunderstand our propaganda. We do not want to bet our entire company on such possibilities, however unlikely, because we like doing what we do and want to continue to be able to do it. Fooling stupid kids into buying Sony products makes us laugh and we like to laugh. And, so, we require you to read and understand this disclaimer. We think you will find it quite reasonable. Obviously, if you have half a brain cell, you are aware that Sony's products are not God's gift to gaming and will try hard to avoid the PS3 in favor of the superior Xbox 360. But, don't just stop there. Let us know. Call us at Sony Customer Relations 1-800-345-7669; tell us what you find unacceptable about our severely flawed products. We can't promise to change anything, but we will do our best to get back to you, (Not really). Please don't ask about Halo 3. The PS3 is not compatible with Halo 3, Gears of War 1&2, Forza 3, and all the rest of the kick ass games only available on the Xbox 360. If you really want everything get an Xbox 360.

Omfg. You are on a roll! Wow! Lmao

How about this one?
"It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass"
Yes? No?

IM GOING TO HAVE FUN THANK YOU

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"It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass"

i had the same idea but i really don't feel like typing "gay porn" in google pictures just to photoshop it.

but ill leave this old classic

CannibalShinobi wrote:

"It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass"

i had the same idea but i really don't feel like typing "gay porn" in google pictures just to photoshop it.

but ill leave this old classic

Didn't a mod say not to post anymore mass suicide/murder pictures?

Ya.. not going to quote the image, but that's kind of disturbing and not funny.
I've watched the documentary, and everything about that too. It was pretty sad.
EDIT: also to the person above. How would you know? didn't you just join?

EternalRest6661~AB~ wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

"It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass"

i had the same idea but i really don't feel like typing "gay porn" in google pictures just to photoshop it.

but ill leave this old classic

Didn't a mod say not to post anymore mass suicide/murder pictures?

don't know, never got a message or warning the first time i posted it.

OR "IT'S ONLY DEAD LAST"

343_Guilty_Spark wrote:

How about, "You only watch Blu-Ray" or:

It only does everything*

*The words above this paragraph are none binding and constitute no promise of service(s) and are purely for entertainment purposes only. The term "Everything" is meant to be ironic. Well, to be perfectly honest, our lawyers have told us that we need to protect ourselves. We at Sony PR department pride ourselves on our ability to overstate Sony product's abilities and usefulness, but the global nature of the Web means that one lawsuit from one user in a far-flung jurisdiction could put us out of business. It also means that, without this disclaimer, we might not have protection from people who misunderstand our propaganda. We do not want to bet our entire company on such possibilities, however unlikely, because we like doing what we do and want to continue to be able to do it. Fooling stupid kids into buying Sony products makes us laugh and we like to laugh. And, so, we require you to read and understand this disclaimer. We think you will find it quite reasonable. Obviously, if you have half a brain cell, you are aware that Sony's products are not God's gift to gaming and will try hard to avoid the PS3 in favor of the superior Xbox 360. But, don't just stop there. Let us know. Call us at Sony Customer Relations 1-800-345-7669; tell us what you find unacceptable about our severely flawed products. We can't promise to change anything, but we will do our best to get back to you, (Not really). Please don't ask about Halo 3. The PS3 is not compatible with Halo 3, Gears of War 1&2, Forza 3, and all the rest of the kick ass games only available on the Xbox 360. If you really want everything get an Xbox 360.

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree!

343_Guilty_Spark wrote:

How about, "You only watch Blu-Ray" or:

It only does everything*

*The words above this paragraph are none binding and constitute no promise of service(s) and are purely for entertainment purposes only. The term "Everything" is meant to be ironic. Well, to be perfectly honest, our lawyers have told us that we need to protect ourselves. We at Sony PR department pride ourselves on our ability to overstate Sony product's abilities and usefulness, but the global nature of the Web means that one lawsuit from one user in a far-flung jurisdiction could put us out of business. It also means that, without this disclaimer, we might not have protection from people who misunderstand our propaganda. We do not want to bet our entire company on such possibilities, however unlikely, because we like doing what we do and want to continue to be able to do it. Fooling stupid kids into buying Sony products makes us laugh and we like to laugh. And, so, we require you to read and understand this disclaimer. We think you will find it quite reasonable. Obviously, if you have half a brain cell, you are aware that Sony's products are not God's gift to gaming and will try hard to avoid the PS3 in favor of the superior Xbox 360. But, don't just stop there. Let us know. Call us at Sony Customer Relations 1-800-345-7669; tell us what you find unacceptable about our severely flawed products. We can't promise to change anything, but we will do our best to get back to you, (Not really). Please don't ask about Halo 3. The PS3 is not compatible with Halo 3, Gears of War 1&2, Forza 3, and all the rest of the kick ass games only available on the Xbox 360. If you really want everything get an Xbox 360.

LOL!!!

CannibalShinobi wrote:

EternalRest6661~AB~ wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

"It only does PS3 fanboys in the Ass"

i had the same idea but i really don't feel like typing "gay porn" in google pictures just to photoshop it.

but ill leave this old classic

Didn't a mod say not to post anymore mass suicide/murder pictures?

don't know, never got a message or warning the first time i posted it.

So you think the jamestown murder/suicide was funny?

that's JONEStown.

Humantargetman wrote:

that's JONEStown.

Lol thank you. I went to jamestown yesterday lol, got mixed up.

yes i did

fine no more posting it and yes i do find it funny when a bunch of batshit crazy murderers kill themselves.

CannibalShinobi wrote:

fine no more posting it and yes i do find it funny when a bunch of batshit crazy murderers kill themselves.

but it was more then that more happened then you realize you should see the documentary

arntson wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

fine no more posting it and yes i do find it funny when a bunch of batshit crazy murderers kill themselves.

but it was more then that more happened then you realize you should see the documentary

all i need to know is that they killed infants and children for their own religious bullshit

CannibalShinobi wrote:

arntson wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

fine no more posting it and yes i do find it funny when a bunch of batshit crazy murderers kill themselves.

but it was more then that more happened then you realize you should see the documentary

all i need to know is that they killed infants and children for their own religious bullshit

Maybe you should watch it. At least if you want to know what happened. Because that's not what really happened.

Humantargetman wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

arntson wrote:

CannibalShinobi wrote:

fine no more posting it and yes i do find it funny when a bunch of batshit crazy murderers kill themselves.

but it was more then that more happened then you realize you should see the documentary

all i need to know is that they killed infants and children for their own religious bullshit

Maybe you should watch it. At least if you want to know what happened. Because that's not what really happened.

umm yes when they committed the mass suicide they killed infants and children first, the mother were usually the ones who did it. the fact is that they killed themselves, and i just can't feel sorry for them even if i tried.