WE SHALL RISE AS ONE!

Haha, I like that title...it explains what I'm about to talk about. I think that we need to stick more together on Youtube and start to spread things TOGETHER that piss off the PS3 fanboys.

If you know any jokes, facts, insults, pictures, or ANYTHING that can help us RISE to take the Ps3 fagboys down, please do post them here and we must use them to our advantage!
One guy used photoshop to make these (I asked him to) so use them if you want:
https://i.servimg.com/u/f84/14/44/77/99/edit1210.jpg
https://i.servimg.com/u/f84/14/44/77/99/it-onl11.jpg

A joke I made: "How many Playstation fanboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" None, because it has nothing to do with spaming other peoples profiles.
funny right?

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and rise your knowlege them. They're satire is the best. Sure they're article about the 360 is fucking awesome as well. Cuz its all for the lulz i don't mind a thing.

Exemple: How to use a PS3

* 1. Insert game.(The Ps3 will turn on when you stick your game in.)
* 2. Turn on your controller.
* 3. Select the game you would like to play from the XMB.
* 4. Wait for useless game update to download that doesn't even fucking do anything.
* 5. Continue to wait the minimum of 45 minutes before you can enjoy the game with your friends, wait you don't have any.
* 6. Change the channel to something else, while you wait, preferably something with DBZ on it.
* 7. Go back to your game and press the start button on your controller to skip the opening cut scene... But wait, your controller is out of batteries, you're gonna go need to plug it in with its 3 inch cord.
* 8. Now that you've finished with that, you can play your game while being constantly interrupted by a message telling you that someone has logged in or out.
* 9. Realize that you're wasting your time.
* 10. Turn off the Ps3.
* 11. Get back to watching DBZ.
* 12. Go on the internets and torrent every single episode of Drangon Ball Z, and stick it on your Ps3.
* 13. Watch ALL OF THEM.
* 14. Kill yourself.

daveMastaKill wrote:

Exemple: How to use a PS3

* 1. Insert game.(The Ps3 will turn on when you stick your game in.)
* 2. Turn on your controller.
* 3. Select the game you would like to play from the XMB.
* 4. Wait for useless game update to download that doesn't even fucking do anything.
* 5. Continue to wait the minimum of 45 minutes before you can enjoy the game with your friends, wait you don't have any.
* 6. Change the channel to something else, while you wait, preferably something with DBZ on it.
* 7. Go back to your game and press the start button on your controller to skip the opening cut scene... But wait, your controller is out of batteries, you're gonna go need to plug it in with its 3 inch cord.
* 8. Now that you've finished with that, you can play your game while being constantly interrupted by a message telling you that someone has logged in or out.
* 9. Realize that you're wasting your time.
* 10. Turn off the Ps3.
* 11. Get back to watching DBZ.
* 12. Go on the internets and torrent every single episode of Drangon Ball Z, and stick it on your Ps3.
* 13. Watch ALL OF THEM.
* 14. Kill yourself.

HAHA nice.

Explain the "Free flesh light" part?

Here is one I found, little PG-13 but check it out.

What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?

None, they both suck and empty your wallet.

Andyjack7 wrote:

Here is one I found, little PG-13 but check it out.

What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?

None, they both suck and empty your wallet.

"PLEASE NOTE: BUY THIS OR SONY WILL ASSASSINATE YOU. A Challenger Approaches!!!


The Playstation 3 (also known as the Penis3, the Piece of Shit 3, and the Gaystation 3) is Sony's next-gen shitty game console that costs one limb and your first-born child. It is only liked by gays, nerds, loners, and Chadwardenn (who, incidentally, is a gay, lonely nerd). It will continue in the tradition of quality for which the Playstation line of products is known (i.e. it will be among the most useless creations ever conceived by man). It is noteworthy for costing more than a small country and for including a bunch of unnecessary shit like a Blu-ray drive and a SIXAXIS controller for you to fuck around. "

Ahhh that's so good

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Playstation_3

pspvampire wrote:

"PLEASE NOTE: BUY THIS OR SONY WILL ASSASSINATE YOU. A Challenger Approaches!!!


The Playstation 3 (also known as the Penis3, the Piece of Shit 3, and the Gaystation 3)

Dont forget Delaystation. lol

Master_Chief wrote:

pspvampire wrote:

"PLEASE NOTE: BUY THIS OR SONY WILL ASSASSINATE YOU. A Challenger Approaches!!!


The Playstation 3 (also known as the Penis3, the Piece of Shit 3, and the Gaystation 3)

Dont forget Delaystation. lol

lol nice

Why not change wikipedia content could always use this website as "proof"

Andyjack7 wrote:

Here is one I found, little PG-13 but check it out.

What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?

None, they both suck and empty your wallet.

Thats epic shit