Deadly Premonition Review

here it is..the best video game ever made in history of gaming..before i start i must say i beat it about a hour ago and it was amazing,without a further a do.lets get started

THE STORY
the story is amazing.its really a amazing story,the characters are "i dont give a shit" kinda of way characters and the main character doesnt show any emotion..WHICH IS AWESOME..hell yeah,but the story is about a FBI agent named York,he is assigned to investigate a murder in a little town called greenvale,and theres zombies,and soon you find that he is mental crazy,which you can expect it from a mile away,i love how in the begining of the game,when his car gets crashed,he only walks out and smokes his cigar and smiles without doing any emotion,there are other characters,some retarded twin angels which is preety cool and the whole story is wrapped in a big pile of shit,packed with awesomeness and also york has a alter-go named zach which is same as him just when he is in the other retarded and fucked up dimension which makes no sense,with monsters and thrown zombies

so for the story
10.0


THE GAMEPLAY
the gameplay is like resident evil 4,mixed with silent hill and it does it amazingly shitty,the way he walks,the way how there is text appearing which the characters dont talk while running in the in-game engine,and the way the cars drive like theres something wrong,oh and also how you can enter other parts of the city after few hours,similar like dead rising.and also you can shoot zombies,that are the most retarded greatest zombies in history,the female zombies can shove their hand in your mouth like its some hardcore porn and they are like doing the matrix all the time.also its amazing that you can kill zombies with 4 or 5 shots with a handgun and you need 3-5 shells of shotgun and also 2 clips for the 100 mm smg.which is again..amazing.there is night and day cycle,which the night looks its been pooped from someones fat ass.and the gameplay is just amazing,and great simply putten that.oh i also forgot about the raincot man (he is simply a scissor-man/pyramid head ripoff) he walks like he dumped his ass from a high mountain..oh and the zombies can sense you by your breathing.yes if you walk near them with holding your breath..they will still attack you no matter what and its amazing

so for the gameplay
10.0



THE GRAPHICS
the graphics look like a ps1 game,which the ps3 nor the wii can handle it..i love how the texture pop in and scare you like that..even car windows are really scary when they pop-up,the water when pops up is the scariest part in the whole game,and the characters talk like they have some anal evacuation,which they float and dont stand in the ground.its amazing,simply mindblowing,how any texture pop-in can scare you and the zombies dont look scary,i think the enviroment pop-ins are scarier than any enemy in the game,which its really high

so for the graphics
10.0



FUN FACTOR
i enjoyed deadly premonition,i love how i didnt had any items to fight a boss and had to replay the whole game which it took me 10 hours to reach that boss and had to do it again,which is mind blowing,the way characters react to anything without emotions running in-game engine is amazing,it beats any sand box game ever released and its the best video game this generation and this game deserves a goty for this year..and i suggest you all spend 20 dollars or euros on this amazing game which the ending sucked and makes you unsatisfied wasting your precious 20 hours of your life (30 hours for me,since i screwed on the boss) and thats mindblowing.in the final verdict,dont miss this game,leave halo 3,odst,gears 1 and 2,fable,mass effect 1 and mass effect 2,leave any multiplatform game and play this mindblowing game which will make you feel amazing when you finish it

so for the fun factor
10.0

everything about this game is perfect in every way..and what are you doing playing another game? move your fat-ass and buy this greatness of gaming

It currently holds a 48/100 on Metacritic.

DarkSwarm85 wrote:

It currently holds a 48/100 on Metacritic.

lol

This must be an awesome game. The "vonderful" graphics. The "awesome" gameplay. This game is awesome. Thank you.

NoelX2 wrote:

This must be an awesome game. The "vonderful" graphics. The "awesome" gameplay. This game is awesome. Thank you.

the best in the market place

Destructoid game this game 100/100. This just proves that they are a shit reviewer.

You guy's do realise that this reveiw and the Destructiod one was sarcastic....

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

Arbiteris wrote:

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

LMAO man thats harsh but HAHA its still funny,no offence kendo,but what arbiteris said was just hilarious
and stoney,yeah thats how ps3 fanboys react,the dont understand the word "sarcasm" or "entertaiment"

AndrejTheReviewer wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

LMAO man thats harsh but HAHA its still funny,no offence kendo,but what arbiteris said was just hilarious
and stoney,yeah thats how ps3 fanboys react,the dont understand the word "sarcasm" or "entertaiment"

Well it's true

No offense to him.

Arbiteris wrote:

AndrejTheReviewer wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

LMAO man thats harsh but HAHA its still funny,no offence kendo,but what arbiteris said was just hilarious
and stoney,yeah thats how ps3 fanboys react,the dont understand the word "sarcasm" or "entertaiment"

Well it's true

No offense to him.

its not really nice though

joe11 wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

AndrejTheReviewer wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

LMAO man thats harsh but HAHA its still funny,no offence kendo,but what arbiteris said was just hilarious
and stoney,yeah thats how ps3 fanboys react,the dont understand the word "sarcasm" or "entertaiment"

Well it's true

No offense to him.

its not really nice though

Well,it's not my fault he cant sense sarcasm.I remember MC said the most obvious sarcasm and Kendo didnt realize it was.

Beside's,im not saying anything close as harsh as Kendo does.

If you have a GF,then he wants you dead.

Arbiteris wrote:

joe11 wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

AndrejTheReviewer wrote:

Arbiteris wrote:

xSTONEYx187x wrote:

People are so dumb...all this praise for Deadly Premonition was a joke. I cant believe "some" people thought you were serious Andrej...

LOL

I wouldnt be surprised if Kendo saw this and didnt realize it was sarcasm and a joke.

LMAO man thats harsh but HAHA its still funny,no offence kendo,but what arbiteris said was just hilarious
and stoney,yeah thats how ps3 fanboys react,the dont understand the word "sarcasm" or "entertaiment"

Well it's true

No offense to him.

its not really nice though

Well,it's not my fault he cant sense sarcasm.I remember MC said the most obvious sarcasm and Kendo didnt realize it was.

Beside's,im not saying anything close as harsh as Kendo does.

If you have a GF,then he wants you dead.

true

Beside's,being called Gullible isnt an insult.

i have a GF..i hope kendo doesnt see this topic ROFL

Arbiteris wrote:

You guy's do realise that this reveiw and the Destructiod one was sarcastic....

It's actually an amazing game. I got it along with Just Cause 2 and Battlefield Bad Company 2 today but I've been playing DP most. It's so damn intriguing yet also hilarious.