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Pein
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PostSubject: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 4:00 am

THE STORY
the story is about jun,a kid that cant control his hormones and tries to get with every girl that he sees,whats even more screwed up,one of his friends switched his pill with viagra and made his junk even bigger,everytime he gets too close to girls and the girls scream because of him,also other than that he is a kid working for the goverment that kills terrorist and stuff and thats where the combat begins and a more darker story is there..


THE GAMEPLAY
the gameplay is similar to final fantasy,you go around talk to people and they give you stuff and respond good or bad depending on how you have reacted to them,the main combat is shooting dildos projectiles at people and one dildo can kill 5 dudes at once,you also have rage meter,when jun's rage meter fills up,his junk becomes too big and starts shooting enemies and people he talks to with sperm all over the place,he can cream cars,buildings and other stuff,its crazy,and also you have 2 options to go to the people you talk like the first option is "go fuck yourself before i put my dick up your spine" or "hey girls,im sorry im bothering you,but wheres the toilet?",its a fun system depending on how you play the game..you can also go to a porn shop every time before mission or during the mission so you can fill your "ammo"...the boss battles are okay,and just with few projectiles you can kill them.



THE GRAPHICS
the graphics are animeish,the engine is similar to a engine that is from final fantasy and few other jrpgs but the main game is shooting,everything looks animeish and i think thats a good thing,the animations are cool and the voice acting is okay..


FUN FACTOR
the fun factor is soo high!!! this game is the best game that came out this year..this game is AAAA in my opinion,it beats halo reach (screw you HJ) and mass effect 2..in the end this game pwns everything that has been released this year and its the game of the year



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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 4:27 am

Definitely picking this one up!
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 5:38 am

pre ordered the collectors edition with a 6" figurine
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 7:37 am

tahmidk wrote:
pre ordered the collectors edition with a 6" figurine

lol yeah a 6 inch "figurine" hahaha.

This is epic! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 5:00 pm

Excellent review! I fully agree. The game is epic. My favourite so far.
I just can't stop playing with it, I'm on in nearly 24/7! And those quick time sequences....wow, so stimulating!

tahmidk wrote:
pre ordered the collectors edition with a 6" figurine
If you get the extra special edition you can actually expand the figurine's size to up to 12"
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 8:34 pm

Im not kidding at all when I say this but Kendo will jizz was he sees this
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 10:01 pm

This is starting to annoy me.
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyFri Oct 01, 2010 7:05 pm

The black man with the fried chicken annoys me.
It's lagging my com.. ( I'm on the crappy one..)
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptyFri Oct 01, 2010 10:38 pm

Teckno wrote:
The black man with the fried chicken annoys me.
It's lagging my com.. ( I'm on the crappy one..)
But me <3 KFC chicken. ITS AMAZING!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 3:40 am

I just found some info on Distraction Penis, its actually a prequel to Halo Reach.
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 6:23 am

Jamin wrote:
I just found some info on Distraction Penis, its actually a prequel to Halo Reach.

Ahh that explains the unlockable spartan as a character. Damn though...metal penis!
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 12:36 pm

they are making a sequel called disraction penis: arabian nights where the penis is a lamp and you rub it to make ur wishes come true... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 12:49 pm

tahmidk wrote:
they are making a sequel called disraction penis: arabian nights where the penis is a lamp and you rub it to make ur wishes come true... Smile

DAMN!! cant wait to get it and REVIEW IT!! cant wait..its gonna be goty when its gonna be released
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 5:55 pm

Hey, I just found out that Distraction Penis games are going to have DLC-HIV.
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 6:02 pm

I found this game a little too short.
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PostSubject: Re: Distraction Penis Review   Distraction Penis Review EmptySat Oct 02, 2010 7:14 pm

They just told us about the Main Villain in the 2nd one. It's name is "vagina"
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